From Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Slippery Slope.
“After a great deal of time examining oceans, investigating rainstorms, and staring very hard at several drinking fountains, the scientists of the world developed a theory regarding how water is distributed around our planet, which they have named ‘the water cycle.'”
From Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Grim Grotto.