From Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning.
“If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book.”
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While you can't judge a book by its cover, you can judge a book by the first sentence.
From Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning.
First Sentence of a New World 