From Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
“I guess Mom was pretty proud of herself for making me write in that journal last year, because now she went and bought me another one.”
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While you can't judge a book by its cover, you can judge a book by the first sentence.
From Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
First Sentence of a New World 