From Ned Vizzini's It's Kind of a Funny Story.
“It’s so hard to talk when you want to kill yourself.”
“The morning after noted child prodigy Colin Singleton graduated from high school and got dumped for the nineteenth time by a girl named Katherine, he took a bath.”
From John Green’s An Abundance of Katherines.
“I don’t want to get up.”
From Sarah Andersen's Adulthood Is a Myth.
“First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary.”
From Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
First Sentence of a New World 