From Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Miserable Mill.
“If you didn’t know much about the Baudelaire orphans, and you saw them sitting on their suitcase at Damocles Docks, you might think that they were bound for an exciting adventure.”
From Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window.
“The stretch of road that leads out of the city, past Hazy Harbor and into the town of Tedia, is perhaps the most unpleasant in the world.”
From Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Reptile Room.
“If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book.”
From Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning.